EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was a t peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
Friends I'm not trying to be racial but thought this was interesting.
Just to Clarify- Jesus was a Jew and thats what the BIBLE says :)

7 Comments:
At 3:51 PM,
vero said…
excellent...I love it.............
At 4:07 PM,
Sujatha said…
hey I too thought that was good thinking whoever wrote it!!
At 10:33 PM,
Anonymous said…
Couldn't contain myself, had to type something :P ... "NO COMMENTS" for the fear of lighting a match in a volatile environment! :D ... What say Suzika? ;-)
At 9:32 AM,
Sujatha said…
hey vints if you want to light the match you should just go ahead and do it:)
Carmel I too think it funny:)
At 12:51 AM,
Anonymous said…
Warning!!! Heresy - kids and non-discerning adults are strongly advised to look away, don't read this.
Well, i guess you are right Sujatha. Of course God enjoys a good laugh. There's nothing as relaxing as a good laugh: He probably created humour on the seventh day while resting - having a laugh at us.
At 12:40 PM,
Sujatha said…
hey was wondering if I should look away;)
Laugh at us...ummm..
At 12:20 PM,
Anonymous said…
...ummmm delete it before God sees it. pleeeeeassseeee!
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